Longing and belonging

So what are the quick fixes if someone misses Poland?
Well, obviously they can go to Little Poland i.e. Polish shop and buy anything from herring in cream to Kasztanki.
They can hang out with other Poles and slag off English sausages*, which are, I admit, a very easy target, and not only because they don't go well with strong spirits.
They can, if they live in Northamptonshire, go to Towcester and drive through Marlow Road a couple of times. It definitely makes me feel like I'm on my way from Krakow to Katowice. It also helps to keep my Polish fresh, although not of the most presentable sort.

Perhaps I don't exist

It's been an eventful fortnight in the British press for all the Poles living in the UK. Polish is the second most popular language in England and Wales! And Ponglish is oh so funny.
So you would have thought it would be about the languages. But no, typically it was about (in the alphabetical order)

• a) antisemitism
• b) bloody immigrants who eat their sausages hence clearly do not integrate.