How am I? Please, don't encourage me

The most frustrating, intimidating, panic and anger generating side effect of transplanting your life from one country to another is not reading about your nation in The Daily Mail.
It is not even reading about your nation in The Mail Online's comments section.
It is in fact a sudden lack of ability to read between the lines. Which is a bit of a problem when you decide to live in a country in which "That's interesting" means "You're insane".